3. His Entire Character Motivation Is Built Around His Constant Failure

Remember how I said that Hawkman and Hawkgirl constantly die horribly? Yeah well maybe Hawkman should get to work on stopping that. I mean, I know they’re both cursed, but you’d think after centuries of watching your true love get murdered in front of you, you’d maybe try to figure out a way to keep her safe. Or at least maybe go to someone to get that curse removed? He’s on the same superteam as Dr. Fate, he could probably get some assistance on the whole “curse” thing? I mean, if I had more than two thousand years to solve a problem, I think I would’ve made at least SOME headway by now. But then again, I’m not Hawkman.