Source: dc.wikia.com

2. Snowflame

Drug of Choice: Cocaine (yes, really)

Oh, boy.

It’s time to talk about Snowflame.

New Guardians is a very good-hearted – but extremely bad – comic book about a superteam that sets out to resolve the world’s “real issues”. The problem is that it’s still a superhero comic book, so the team has to have member who can actually fight real-world problems. The New Guardians are really bad at this.

I’ve previously covered the first issue, which features the white supremacist vampire Hemo-Goblin, but now I want to talk about Issue Two.

This issue pits the New Guardians against Snowflame, a cocaine powered supervillain who does the drug and then shoots fire and moves super fast. He also has the Cocaine Touch, which means that he can literally give people a contact high. He defeats the New Guardians, dies when a chemical shed explodes during a rematch.

DC Wikia lists his official religion as “Cocaine Worship”. I love comic books.