Source: marvel.com

2. Starfox

Starfox, Starfox, Starfox, why do I always find myself writing about you? Especially when I find myself inevitably creeped right the hell out by you.

For those who don't know, Starfox is an alien being whose superpower is that he can exert pheromones to chemically induce lust in those around him. This is how I wound up dubbing him "Captain Rohypnol".

Starfox is impossibly creepy, and that's why he spent a lot of the "˜80s as a full fledged Avenger.

*Sigh*.

It's also important to note that's the ONLY INTERESTING THING ABOUT HIM. Wait, no, that's actually not true. I did some extra research, and not only does Starfox's Wikipedia page include an entire subsection entitled "Allegations of sexual assault", but it also reminded me that Starfox was credited with accidently causing Thanos to fall in love with Death, making him indirectly responsible for thousands, if not millions of deaths. Or at least it would if it wasn't IMMEDIATELY retconned. You got off lucky, Starfox.

Oh, and the first person to make a barrel roll joke in the comments is dead to me.