Source: marvunapp.com

3. Slyde

Oh, Spider-Man villains, the ones that aren't great can be spellbindingly terrible.

I present exhibit A: Slyde.

Aside from needing a remedial English class for spelling, Slyde also has some serious issues with his abilities. His thing is that he wears a suit covered with a slippery lubricant substance that allows him to slide at incredibly high speeds and makes it really hard for me to avoid making a bunch of NSFW jokes.

Also, according to his OHOTMU profile, he does not use weapons, but has been known to use fake guns to bluff his way through situations. Not sure how he avoids letting said toy guns slip out of his hands all the time, but I guess that's more his problem than mine.

Hmm. I wonder what ever happened to Sly"”oh, he was shot in the head in a Civil War tie-in. Guess bullets don't really care how frictionless you are.