Bullseye (Daredevil)

2003’s Daredevil was such a terrible movie that it almost ruined Ben Affleck’s career. Its reputation has only got worse since – especially now that a brilliant Netflix depiction of the character has shown how it should be done.

Affleck’s performance was seen as so bad that fans still hadn’t forgiven a decade later when he was controversially cast as Batman.

And yet he wasn’t even the worst thing about the movie. Colin Farrell’s Bullseye was horrendous – an appalling depiction of the classic comic book villain – and a big part of that was his terrible dialogue. Here are some of the worst examples of it:

Bullseye: “You’re good, baby. I’ll give you that. But me? I’m magic.”

Kingpin: “Is there anything else?”
Bullseye: “Yeah, I want a f***ing costume.”

Bullseye: “Fisk was right about you. He said you wouldn’t go easy.”
Daredevil: “Fisk? Fisk is the Kingpin?”
Bullseye: “Yeah. That whole red rose thing? He loves that shite. It’s not my style. He hired me to kill Natchios, and to gut your pretty girlfriend too. But me, I’m going for the hat-trick. I told him I’d do you for free!”