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13. Glam Metal Batman
Batman’s history with rock and roll is actually far more interesting than you’d assume. In that he really hates it. Really, REALLY hates it.
We know this thanks to Batman: Fortunate Son, a comic book that is nowhere near as rad as the song it takes its name from. In the book, Batman and Robin are pursuing a young rock star named Izaak Crowe, which is the edgelord-iest name I’ve ever friggin’ heard. Crowe has disappeared, and Bats and Robin need to find him. But Batman thinks rock and roll is evil devil music and is bad and criminal.
The most famous quote of all comes when Robin asks about punk music. Bats responds, “Punk is nothing but death, and crime, and the rage of a beast.†Jeez dude, just say you don’t like The Clash; you don’t gotta be a jerk about it.
This comic book is bad. And I read all of it in the hope that it’d one day come in handy. Now it has.

