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4. Squirrel Girl

Damn right.

While her unbeaten fighting record is mostly done as a joke, it still stands to this day. And it’s in continuity. Doreen Green is strong, fast, agile, and she talks to squirrels. She’s also going to college to learn computer science, has some great friends, and made Galactus laugh.

Oh, and she’s the most formidable fighter in the Marvel Universe.

Here is a list of villains Doreen has beaten down with her fists. She once beat Thanos up off-panel as the Watcher looked on. She punched out Fin Fang Foom who, in case you’ve forgotten, is a giant dragon monster. She single-handedly demolished Ego the Living Planet and Korvac, both of whom were foes it usually takes entire Avengers teams to defeat. She also put Deadpool, Dr. Doom, Wolverine, and the rest of the Marvel Universe in the OGN titled…well, Squirrel Girl Beats Up The Marvel Universe.

Squirrel Girl is the best. And when the comic starring you uses the adjective “Unbeatable” as a descriptor, you know you belong on this list. Plus, there are a bunch of people who get hilariously mad when you remind them that it’s in continuity that Squirrel Girl once punched out Thanos, and people who take fun things too seriously are amusing to me.

Squirrel Girl, the most accomplished fighter in all of Marvel Comics.