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Chapter Four: The Silver Surfer Defeats Thanos

The next chapter in the Thanos saga was the creatively named Thanos Quest.

Death fixed Thanos, and our big purple boy immediately went about trying to murder the Silver Surfer for pretty much no reason. And he didn't even really fight the guy; he mostly just toyed around with him and then faked his own death, which is barely even a challenge.

Thanos then went around and beat up the Elders of the Universe so he could collect the Infinity Gems. After he did that, he"¦went back and messed with the Silver Surfer some more.

That’s just a waste of opportunity. It's like when someone gets a promotion, but can't stop doing the old job for the new hire. Just move on, dude. You have the power of the whole universe literally in your hand (or on it, rather). Can you please use it more seriously?

Lesson Thanos Should Have Learned: Literally what I just said. Scale your dreams to your capabilities, guys.