Source: therobotspajamas.com
1. “What is Even the Hell” Thor
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
Please explain it to me, dear Lord above. Make me able to understand this crazy. I remember first seeing this outfit while reading Marvel vs. DC, and just being perplexed. Like, I did a full-on double take.
Why does Thor need a harness around his chest, but not a full shirt? Who gave the Norse God of Thunder a belly shirt? And the face mask? WHY? How is that going to protect his secret identity? Also, Jesus Christ, that dude is going to friggin' trip over all that hair. Or at least he's going to have it pulled out by The Wrecker next time they go toe-to-toe. Plus, look at that huge codpiece. As if the hammer weren't clear enough over-compensation.
Holy heck on a stick, it's like you lit a fire somewhere in the nineties, and all of the tropes tumbled all over each other trying to get to safety, until they bumbled together into one big mess. Then you took that mess and made Thor wear it.
And there you have it, the worst costume changes I've ever seen. Just some bad, BAD fashion choices all over this one. I'm gonna go stare at some Superman comics to remind myself what a good costume looks like. And speaking of Superman, why isn't the Electric Blue Superman outfit on this list? Because it's amazing, that's why.
