Source: injustice.wikia.com

9. Detective Chimp

I really wish those two words could be the entirety of this entry. Because they’re all you need to know.

Detective. Chimp. If you can see those words together without a smile slowly spreading across your face, I don’t know how you were born without a soul. I dunno, ask a doctor or something.

Based in Florida (because literally of course), Bobo the chimpanzee was a super intelligent chimp whose owner was tragically murdered. Bobo solved the murder himself and took up being a detective. He did this for a long time until his advanced age started to affect him. At this point he met up with Rex the Wonder dog (Another time guys; if I talked about EVERY insane DC character today, this’d never be done), and the two of them DRANK FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.

…What? I…I don’t even…okay?

Also, the best Detective Chimp story of all time is that issue in which he and Batman mess with The Riddler in an Internet chatroom.