Welcome back to my literal favorite thing to do ever. I hope you know the drill by now, but if you don't, I'll catch you up. In the "˜80s, DC published a series called Who's Who, in which they gave short bios of every single DC character that existed at that time. As a result, they are full of banana-pants insane characters that you've probably never heard of. So I like to take an issue or two of that series, sit down in front of the fire, pick out some of the weirdest characters, and lovingly make fun of them. Because I love comics for many reasons, but primary among them is the fact that characters like these exist. So start the countdown!

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10. Deimos

Even though I've tried to read enough to fill in all the gaps in my comic book knowledge, I still have some blind spots. One of those blind spots is the Warlord series.

I know a bit about Skartaris and its residents, but not enough. So I need someone to explain to me why in the wide, wide world of sports this weirdo is dressed like this? Deimos was a mage skilled in black magic (I absolutely refuse to spell it with a k). He wanted to conquer Skartaris using the legendary Scrolls of Blood, but was stopped on multiple occasions by Lt. Travis Morgan, aka The Warlord.

Presumably because it's really hard to fight an Air Force Veteran while wearing a belly shirt and whatever the hell that thing around his waist is. Is he even wearing underwear under that? God, I hope so. Doesn't appear to be wearing anything to cover the back though.

Ew.