5. Capwolf

Captain America was once a werewolf. Called Capwolf. I don't think there is anything I can say that will be better than that bit of information. I could talk about how he was turned by the "queen of the werewolves" (a self-appointed title, I imagine) or about how he kicked Wolverine's butt literally single handedly, but c'mon. You don't care. You're still focused on that picture of Captain America as a werewolf. I'll still be here when you're done laughing at how dumb he looks. Ok, ready? Great. Now we can move on.

No? Want to keep giggling? Fair enough.