6. The Captain
If Valley was "The Batman People Thought They Wanted", then John Walker was "The Captain America People Thought They Wanted". Steve Rogers has pretty much been explicitly portrayed as a democrat since the "˜30s so when John Walker was given the Captain America mantle he let us all see what an über-right-wing Captain America would look like.
When Steve refused to comply, the government replaced him with Walker, leaving Steve to take up a new identity as "The Captain", a name which increases in stupidity the farther one gets from a boat. As Walker grew more and more gung-ho, Steve came into his own as a hero. By the end, Steve and John faced off with the Red Skull, who was at that time living in a cloned Steve Rogers body. So basically, this climax is three dudes who look A LOT alike punching each other.

