Source: dc.wikia.com
4. The Bride of Batman
(Superman’s Girlfriend Lois Lane #89)
Ewwwww. This one is already off-putting.
It opens – OPENS – with Batman going into a secret Wayne Manor room that’s a shrine to Lois Lane. Dude, even if she WASN’T your best friend’s girlfriend, that’s still just creepy.
Bruce goes to a costume party with Robin, and creeps on Lois Lane a bit, until a horse gets knocked into the pool and Superman shows up to save it, because that is apparently worth Superman’s time. He tells Lois that he has to go stop a crime, hopefully one more important than a horse drowning. Lois gets mad, because this is the fourth date that Supes has called off. Bruce swoops in on the rebound, and starts dating Lois. He eventually proposes to her.
They marry and have a kid, who Batman IMMEDIATELY begins training to be a crime fighter, because Batman is less of a parent and more of a vicious psycho who employs child soldiers. When exactly Batman shows his wife the horrifying shrine he built to her is sadly left unexplored.
