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5. The Second Batman and Robin Team
(Batman #131)
Ah, yes, the Second Batman and Robin team. This one is quite strange.
In it, Batman has become too old to keep Batman-ing, so Dick Grayson takes over as the new Batman. This means that he wears a giant Roman numeral II on his chest below the Batman Logo. Because sense that doesn’t make.
Oh, also, Bruce Wayne married Kate Kane (aka Batwoman). And they had a kid named Bruce Wayne, Jr. And then he became Robin. Sorry, Robin II. On the mission, Robin II screws up, like a dumbass. Batman IIÂ gets captured, and Robin IIÂ heads after him, followed by Old Batman and Old Batwoman.
They crash a train and beat up some bad guys, and then it turns out that ALFRED WROTE THIS ONE AS FANFIC TOO!!!!! OMG, ALFRED JUST CAN’T STOP WRITING FANFIC ABOUT HIS FRIENDS. He’s like if Tina from Bob’s Burgers was an old British man.
