Juggernaut (X-Men: The Last Stand)
2006’s X-Men: The Last Stand was an underwhelming and, frankly, quite poor climax to what could have been a brilliant original X-Men trilogy. The first two movies were fantastic, but Last Stand soured the franchise and that was in no small part thanks to terrible characters like the Juggernaut.
Vinnie Jones played the character – real name Cain Marko – and he was awful. For starters, he was nothing like the comic book version of the character – who ISN’T a mutant, for starters – but he also looked ridiculous had some absolutely terrible lines.
His dialogue was simply hammy and unfunny and these are some of the worst examples:
Cain Marko:Â “Don’t you know who I am? I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!”
John Allerdyce:Â “Nice helmet.”
Cain Marko:Â “Keeps my face pretty.”
Cain Marko:Â “You gonna let me outta here? I need to pee.”
