Beppo the Super Monkey

Perhaps the most painful of the pets on this list, but necessary to add for a good laugh, we have Beppo the Super Monkey. Beppo, like Krypto, was sent from Krypton as a test trip before Kal-El’s own departure. He also gets knocked off course, as it seems everyone does, and it is some time before he is reunited with toddler Clark Kent. For the most part, Beppo is a source of hijinks and trouble for little toddler Kent, who gets blamed for most of his bad behavior. Beppo isn’t around long, maybe because people were sick of his general annoyances, and he finds himself launched out back into space.

Beppo briefly returns at the hands of Supergirl who introduces him to Krypto. He joins the Legion of Super-Pets and like all the pets of DC Universe, goes completely missing post-crisis. Beppo is slated to make a small return to some books this year, if he isn’t totally annoying, perhaps he could exist on screen in some sort of flashback, but for the most part. We don’t stand behind this joker. At all.