Source: comicsalliance.com

7. Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose

Well, this one is going to be really difficult to talk about. Not because it’s confusing, but because when your job becomes “come up with a humorous paragraph of internet comedy about literal pornography” you have to take some time and re-evaluate the choices that brought you to this point.

But here we go. Tarot is about a witch. It is also the absolute pinnacle of male-gaze female objectifying garbage that is absolutely hilarious to read. Look, any comic book that contains the line “Your vagina is haunted” is worth reading, just to confirm that it is, in fact, real. But it is also, in fact, terrible.

Despite Tarot’s proportions being that of an overused Stretch Armstrong, she still has the ability to do magic and be repetitively kidnapped, so good on her. The main series revolves around weird creepy sexy-times stuff and spooky, spooky ghosts. It is pretty much just weird fetish porn but, like, published by a company.

But yeah, if you want to read some so-bad-it’s-good trash, this is for you.