2. Starfox

Starfox crosses the line separating “bad” Avengers from “problematic” Avengers. Starfox’s superpower is that, as a member of an alien race, he exudes ridiculous amounts of pheromones. Yes, his superpower is that you, dear reader, would find him very, very, attractive. The problem is that this attractiveness would be chemically induced.

As in, against your will.

And now I’m sure you understand why Starfox creeps the hell out of me. What’s worse is that Starfox clearly understands his influence. In his entire Avengers tenure, I can only find one scene where he is talking to someone other than an attractive woman. One. Good work there, Captain Rohypnol.