1. Triathlon

Delroy Garrett was an Olympic track medalist until he was caught using steroids. As if he was competing with himself for the gold medal in “Worst Life Decision” Delroy then decided to join a religious cult. The cult’s leaders gave him superpowers and so Delroy decided to become part superhero, part cult spokesperson.

Delroy, now going by the name Triathlon, was welcomed onto the Avengers as a public relations measure to appease Delroy’s cult. When it turned out that, (surprise, surprise) the cult was evil, Triathlon sided with the Avengers to defeat his former friends. But Triathlon isn’t on this list because of his dumb backstory. He’s here because of his dumb superpowers.

Triathlon’s superpower is that he has the strength, speed, and agility of… three guys. Three athletic guys, sure, but three guys nonetheless. Triathlon could get his butt handed to him by any number of guys greater than three. And that’s not good when most opponents of the Avengers tend to have more cumulative might than the cast of Two and a Half Men. Delroy went on to abandon the identity of Triathlon to become the 3-D Man, which may actually be the only name stupider than Triathlon.

And there you go, the Top Nine Worst Avengers. Wait, sorry, Ten. Forgot about Gilgamesh again. Not the point. But now that I’ve shown you ten worse Avengers, its time for my list of Ten Reasons Hawkeye is the Greatest Avenger in the History of Ever and You Should Shut Up About Him.

Number Te– What do you mean I hit my word limit?