5. Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh should be higher on this list. He really should be, and he would be if I could say literally anything interesting about him. Ok, I’m gonna try to say something about him without falling asleep. Gilgamesh was a member of an ancient race of godlike beings until he joined the Avengers. His power is that he’s fairly strong.

That information took me twenty minutes to find because I kept getting distracted by more interesting things. Like paint. Or tax law. What I’m saying is that Gilgamesh is boring. Gilgamesh is so boring, his codename is “The Forgotten One.” Gilgamesh does to interesting stories what the Nazis did to German political credibility.

I’ve read almost every issue of the Avengers in which Gilgamesh appears and I would rather pour salt in a knife wound than ever look at Gilgamesh’s dumb, boring, forgettable face again. The good news is that I am one hundred percent certain I will completely forget Gilgamesh the second I stop writing about him.