6. Dr. Druid

Dr. Druid is super dumb and I hate him. He is also the second most boring Avenger to have ever existed (Don’t worry, we’ll get to number one). Trained by the Ancient One, who trained Dr. Strange, Druid has some quasi-magic powers as well. Not as good as Strange’s, of course, but Maybe sort of close not really. Druid was an Avenger in the eighties, along with 50% of this list. During that time, he got a supervillain inducted onto the team while being mind controlled by her. Good job there, buddy. That’s some real A-number-one Avenging, right there.

After getting booted from earth’s mightiest heroes, Druid took up a post commanding Shock Troop. If you need proof that this was a downgrade, Shock Troop’s roster included The Living Mummy. After that, Dr. Strange took pity on Druid and set him up as the leader of the Secret Defenders. After leading the team for a little while, Druid decided that the responsibilities were to great and he didn’t want to continue. So, he did what we all do when we have a job we don’t like: he faked his death. Dr. Druid was eventually killed for real and set on fire, and his body was thrown in a dumpster.

Couldn’t have come up with a better metaphor for his entire career myself.