Source: denofgeek.com
10. Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
HOW IS THIS WORSE THAN THE FIRST ONE?! And not just worse; sooooooooo much worse.
This ranks among the worst movies I've ever seen. This movie is bad on every conceivable level. It's cluttered with too many characters without enough likability between them. It's repugnant and gross. The R rating just means that one of the first deaths in the movie can be an eight-year-old, because hardcore, man. The lighting is maybe the worst I’ve ever seen in a motion picture, to the point where it becomes nearly impossible to decipher anything occurring on screen, even with my screen brightness on full. Aliens fight Predators on Earth, and there's also a hybrid Predalien. That's the plot.
Also, it ends on the single worst franchise tease I’ve ever seen. One that made me yell at my laptop like it had robbed me of a family heirloom. I said the first one takes a huge dump on beloved horror franchises, but this one is even worse. There is nothing redeemable about this film.
How It Compares to the Comic: As I said, I haven't read any of the AvP comics, but I feel confident in saying that none of them are this f**king bad.
An irredeemable piece of trash, it absolutely EARNS a"¦
…½ out of 5
And there you have it: the first chapter of my long look at every comic book movie ever. This time, we had only one superhero movie, shockingly enough. Next time, we get way more capes and tights, some great movies, and some very recent additions. If you're curious about how all of these movies compare to each other, I've taken the liberty of setting up a ranked Letterboxd list, and I'll be adding to it as I make my way through this column. Just click HERE to check it out.
