Source: comicsarchives.com
3. The Fiddler
Okay, you’ve pretty much already realized the one joke I’m gonna make in this entry. He uses a fiddle to commit crimes. That’s hilarious.
He made the fiddle in prison, by the way, because that’s apparently possible. Didn’t make a shiv, did make a fiddle. Oooooookay. He also has a gun-violin and a camera violin, both of which have to make it unplayable as a musical instrument, right? Like, that’s gotta screw with the acoustics. Also, he has a fiddle car. Because OF COURSE HE DOES. That makes perfect sense.
Man, being a supervillain must’ve been crazy expensive in the golden age. Especially since none of them successfully robbed anything without being kicked in the face by a dude in a cape.
The Who’s Who also makes a point of saying that Fiddler recently gained some weight, which seems exceedingly mean. Like, it’s not Fiddler’s fault if he’s stress eating. He’s a concert-level violinist who spends all his time getting punched in the throat at Mach 3. He’s gotta have some outlet.
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