Source: denofgeek.com

3. The Whole Movie (Howard the Duck)

Howard the Duck is oppressively bad.

Not only is it goofy and insulting to the viewer's intelligence, but it takes a huge dump all over Steve Gerber's original Howard comics, which were brilliantly subversive and full of biting social commentary. The movie is tonally confused; not sure if it wants to be a children’s flick or an adults-only romp.

The result is a movie that just makes you feel uncomfortable. It's all fun and games until Lea Thompson tries to seduce a duck. Oh, yeah, that actually happens. Also, how people react to Howard is super inconsistent. Sometimes they think he's a guy in a suit, sometimes they think he's just a little person, and sometimes they see him for the crime against nature that he is. At one point, people try to eat him.

I don't know about you, but the second something starts screaming in English is the second I put down my knife and fork.