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2. Mandrill
From an Ape-themed guy to…A MONKEY MAN.
Jerome Beechman was born different, due to a horrible mutation. He gained a monkey-like appearance, along with the ability to exude mind-controlling pheromones, which enable him to “attract and enslave womenâ€, to quote the Handbook.
Excuse me, I’ve gotta go bathe my keyboard after typing that sentence. Jesus Christ, this dude should be Starfox’s new arch-nemesis. WHY DOES MARVEL HAVE SO MANY VAGUELY RAPE-Y CHARACTERS? It’s really unsettling.
Mandrill is also a hardcore misogynist, so that’s just awe-some. He literally exudes ickiness at every turn. If you combined every single creepy aspect of every single creepy character I’ve ever talked about, you’d probably get Mandrill.
*Sigh*, how can a monkey man be this unfun to write about? I’m disappointed. But the next entry MORE THAN MAKES UP FOR IT OH MY GOD I’M SO EXCITED!
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