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1. Master Pandemonium (with Baby Hands)

YES YES YES I GET TO WRITE ABOUT MASTER PANDEMONIUM! NOW THIS HAS ALL BEEN WORTH IT.

*ahem*

Master Pandemonium has baby hands.

No, not in the way you’re thinking. I don’t mean he has tiny, baby-sized hands like Donald Trump does. No. His hands ARE babies.

HIS HANDS ARE BABIES.

THIS IS WHY I LOVE COMIC BOOKS!!!!!!!

Sometimes his hands are demons too, but baby hands are better than demon hands, so that’s what I’m going with. Master Pandemonium made a deal with the devil to get one of his limbs back. Unfortunately, because this is the devil (Mephisto, to be specific), Pandemonium wound up losing his other three limbs and a chunk of his chest. People really need to stop making deals with alternate dimensional devils. They have worked out for exactly zero people, ever.

So, MP decided to go across the globe to retrieve his limbs and the pieces of his soul that were attached to them. Two of those pieces had been reborn, in the forms of Scarlet Witch and the Vision’s two kids, Billy and Tommy, so he re-assimilated them both into his body.

This gave him baby hands.

And also made him the single greatest Marvel Character of all time. I better see Babyhands McGee make a cameo in Avengers 3.

Guys, he has babies for hands. Why do I have to justify this any further?

And with that, I’ll conclude this second edition of the weirdest Marvel characters of all time. If this does well enough, I’ll keep making these, so give it a like or a share or whatever. Provided that you can still type with your newfound baby hands.