Source: thebatmanuniverse.net

8. Batman’s New Secret Identity

(Batman #151)

Comics are so weird.

In this story, Batman and Robin get into a car accident in the Batmobile, which causes Batman's mask to fly off, and everyone finds out he's Batman. So he decides to just stop being Bruce Wayne and make a new secret identity.

Bruce goes off and settles his affairs, and then he just becomes another dude. Specifically a cab driver named Bret Wilson, presumably picked so he wouldn't forget his initials. Batman tools around as a cab driver for a while, until someone discovers the new batcave and figures out that Bret Wilson is Batman. So Batman, Batwoman, and Robin all go beat up the bad guys and Batman decides he needs a BRAND NEW secret identity.

And then it turns out that this whole story was just fanfiction Alfred wrote because he was bored. Alfred writes a lot of Batman fanfiction, apparently. I find this weird. I'm not sure if I'm the only one.