Source: dc.wikia.com
1. The Three Wives of Superman
(Superman’s Girlfriend Lois Lane #51)
Who came up with this story, and what were they on when they wrote it?
Superman marries Lois Lane in this story. And then he makes her a super serum to give her powers, but it accidentally poisons her, and she dies. One year later, Superman is back on earth after an absence, and he swears he’ll never marry again. So his high school sweetheart, Lana Lang, accepts the newly reformed Lex Luthor’s proposal of marriage.
But on their wedding day, Superman changes his mind, interrupts the wedding, and proposes to Lana on the spot. This results in the single best facial expression I’ve ever seen in comics, provided by Lex Luthor. Seriously, that poor dude. If any comic has ever made Lex Luthor’s villainy perfectly justifiable, it’s this one. So Lex tries to kill Superman, but Lana sacrifices herself to save him.
Months later, Superman marries his one-time mermaid ex-girlfriend, Lori Lemaris, and she dies too, because this comic book is straight up surreal.
So there we go! Some imaginary stories for you to enjoy. All of these are balls-to-the-wall crazy, so I’d highly recommend giving them a read. Well worth your time.
