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2. Superman

The big blue boy scout mostly stayed out of World War II, taking an allied role as more of a sideline cheerleader, but in 1940, we got to see what would happen if he changed that policy.

In a short strip put together for Look Magazine, Supes went to Germany and, after destroying some turrets and planes, smashed through the roof of Adolf Hitler’s hideout. Hitler squealed (in English, for some unexplained reason) for his guards to take care of Superman. Superman wiped the floor with the guards and hoisted Hitler up into the air by the collar.

He then threatened to “land a strictly non-Aryan sock on your jaw”, but decided that there wasn’t enough time. Hitler responded, “Put me down! You’re hurting me!” Dignified. And satisfying. Superman then ran to get Stalin (they were allies at the time), and dragged both of them before the League of Nations, where they stood trial.

Ugh, I wish that’d happened for real.