Source: herosandwich.net

7. Batroc the Leaper

Please tell me you all love Batroc the Leaper as much as I do. Please. Because if you can't love a French mercenary who does a lot of jumping and kicking, I don't know how to help you.

Look, I coulda put The Tumbler on here. Woulda had a lot of easy joke opportunities. But he was busy taking up his extra hour in the ball pit (Ha! Still got one in there!!). But back to Batroc.

B-Dog was a master of savate, a French kickboxing fighting style that Batroc refuses to shut up about. Batroc speaks in a comically overblown French accent, to the point where it honestly borders on offensive. Unlike most of this list, though, Batroc tends to view Cap as a rival more than as an enemy. He was even seen mourning Cap's death one of the thirty times he died.

Batroc is also notable for getting the living s**t kicked out of him by Batman during the JLA/Avengers crossover.