Source: wikipedia.com

8. Scarecrow

No, the other one.

Yeah, I know, NOT the Batman villain. Marvel has a Scarecrow too, okay? He's an objectively worse Scarecrow, but still.

Ebenezer Laughton, who has I swear to God the best name, worked as a sideshow attraction. He did this under the nickname Umberto the Uncanny. This guy is like the master of rad-as-hell names. I don't know how it's possible to have not one, but two, names I would name a child in a heartbeat. It's downright impressive. He also has a platoon of trained crows, because Ebenezer clearly has a fundamental misunderstanding about the purpose and function of scarecrows.

Fun Fact: He actually fought Iron Man first. Because Man of Straw v. Man of Iron is just too good an idea not to hit on. But he fought Cap later on. Ghost Rider too, but mostly Cap'n Stevey-Steve.

Hold on, I just gotta repress the impulse to call him that for the entire rest of this list.