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1. Red Skull

Look, the number ones on these lists are, by virtue, always gonna be obvious. I could have made Skull Number 2 and thrown Baron Blood in as Number 1, but, while that would've reflected my true feelings, it would've been dishonest.

So here's Johann Schmidt, alias the Red Skull. The Red Skull is an eeeeeeeevil son of a gun. I mean, even more so than most Nazis. Which is kinda saying something.

Red Skull tricked a cohort into attempting to kill Hitler, just so he could stop him and win the Fuhrer's blessing. The Skull was selected to be the recipient of the Nazi's attempt at Project: Rebirth and became the terrifying monster man he is today. He manipulated behind-the-scenes factors in the Nazi Army until his power rivaled Hitler's. Schmidt survived to the present and began squaring off with Captain America once more.

Dude got himself a Cosmic Cube. I'm sorry, a Tesserac"”no, screw that, it's called a Cosmic Cube. I'm sorry you movie folks can't handle goofy names, but here we call a Cosmic Cube a Cosmic Cube. Where were we? Oh, right, the Red Skull is a scary murder man who is the best foe Captain America's ever faced.

And so there you go, guys! My favoritest Captain America villains. Because there are so many good ones. SOOOOO MANY. Hopefully I’ve introduced you to a new favorite or gave you respect for one you thought was a joke. Till next time, folks!