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4. Vincent Van Goat

(Quantum and Woody, Valiant Comics)

I swear to god, we better get more Quantum and Woody this year. There is a Q&W shaped hole in my life that needs filling. But Vincent van Goat is a fantastic character from every perspective.

A horribly mutated monstrosity with immense murderous power, Vincent is also a goat. He may have a bit more going on under the surface, but on that surface he's a goat with laser vision, so that's pretty sweet.  Also, Vincent is secretly Quantum and Woody's dad in the body of a mutated female goat.

He talks with the use of a speak-n-spell. And is also pregnant. Yes, this is EXACTLY AS GREAT AS IT SOUNDS. MAYBE BETTER!!

James Asmus writes great comedic beats, and both Tom Fowler and Steve Lieber draw them out hilariously. Plus, his name is Vincent van Goat. Gaaaaaaaahhh!!! Why isn't this a monthly series right now?!