Chang Tzu

Chang Tzu AKA Egg-Fu is a DC Comics supervillain who is very good at making weapons – but that’s pretty much the extent of his worth.

There have been a number of characters called Egg-Fu in the DC universe, but it is the scientific master of Oolong Island, the one who has been employed as a weaponsmith by Intergang and the only one called Chang Tzu (as well as “nine thousand and nine” other supposedly “unmentionable” names) that we’re referring to here.

He does have some cybernetic enhancements – but they’re nothing to write home about and essentially amount to legs – and all you’d really have to do to defeat him is smash his already cracked egg-like exterior with a large spoon (you know, like you did with dippy eggs as a kid!)!

You might have to avoid his jagged teeth, as a bite might sting a little, but his vulnerable head would be easy to injure badly.