Slug

The Slug is a villain from the pages of Marvel Comics who has most often clashed with Spider-Man and Captain America. His real name is Ulysses X. Lugman and he’s a businessman, drug lord and leader of organised crime.

He came to the attention of the heroes of the Marvel universe when he was revealed to be Kingpin’s Miami connection. His power over his henchman comes from money – nothing more. He isn’t at all capable of dishing out any punishment to them, as he is completely physically incapable.

His gifted intellect and criminal genius would be no use against anyone reading this who is even remotely capable of defending themselves.

So fat is Slug, he can’t even stand up under his own weight and can only get around on high-tech hovercrafts and heavy-duty electric wheelchairs. If you can avoid getting stuck under his massive flabby rolls (which shouldn’t be difficult), you can defeat him by just hitting him over and over again! There’s no way he could retaliate.