Superman # 125 (Source Comicvine.com)

2. Tiny Superman and Normal Superman

So what could be better than Rainbow Hands Superman? The content of that comic book, of course! In the actual story, Superman gains a new power: the ability to shoot a tiny Superman out of his hand.

Yes, you did read that right. The tiny Superman gets all of Superman’s powers, leaving regular-sized Superman to just sort of hang out while tiny Superman saves people. Everyone starts praising tiny Superman for his heroism, so of course normal Supes gets super jealous. He then does the most Silver Age Superman thing in the world: He plots the death of his tiny duplicate, because Metropolis is only big enough for ONE Superman and that Superman doesn’t need to clothes shop in the children’s department.

Of course, Normal Supes never gets the chance since tiny Superman sacrifices himself to save Metropolis, giving normal Superman all of his regular powers back. Pro Tip: This story is much more fun to read if you imagine tiny Superman’s voice sounding all high-pitched and squeaky.