Source: dccomics.com

3. Lobo

(Lobo/52/The Demon/Justice League of America, DC Comics)

There are few characters whose appearance in a comic book would make me stop buying said comic book. There are NO characters who could make me stop buying a comic book that also featured The Ray and Ryan Choi. Or so I thought, until I tried to read the newest relaunch of Justice League of America, and found myself face-to-face with The Main Man.

Lobo was intended to be used as a parody of 90s grimdark super-murderers, but fan love eventually just turned him into the ULTIMATE 90s grimdark super-murderer. Everything about Lobo sounds like it was created by the seventh-grade boy-est of all seventh-grade boys. "Aw, yeah, he's a biker, but also an alien! And he's the last of his race, but only because he KILLED THEM ALL! Aw, hell yeah! Hey, Kyle, pass me that Mountain Dew, we gotta get through this next Call of Duty round!"

And, of course, Lobo is also some sort of ladies’ man, despite the fact that ANY SANE WOMAN, if given the choice of which Lobo to date, would wind up marrying a Spanish wolf rather than the pile of hair and gross musculature you see in front of you. Lobo is a dumb, dude-power fantasy who thrives on murder and takes himself too seriously.

He is the perfect culmination of everything I hate about comic books wrapped in a leather jacket and crappy facial hair.