Source: dc.wikia.com
4. Geist
Congratulations, Reader! No matter what your name is, you don’t have the dumbest name ever generated! Because it belongs to Geist, aka Dwayne Geyer.
Geyer got HIS spine bitten into by an alien parasite named Pritor, and he gained just the worst superpower. His power is that he becomes invisible, but only when immersed in bright light. So on a cloudy day, Geyer is useless. Inside, Geyer is useless. In any environment in which no one is directly illuminating him with a spotlight, Geyer is useless.
Most of the time, he’s just sorta translucent. He’s like the human equivalent of those glasses that turn into sunglasses in sunlight, and regular glasses inside, but they don’t really work, because they never aren’t sunglasses, and you just wind up walking around all day with vaguely tinted glasses like a creep.
That analogy is the high point of my writing career. Honestly.
