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7. Terrorsmith

Jack Mobley was the poster boy for jerks who didn’t get that they were jerks.

He was a computer programmer who lost his job because he couldn’t work well with others. Because of this, his career stalled, and his wife left him and took his daughter. And then he got cancer.  While dealing with this serious bout of bad luck, he was ambushed by two bloodlines parasites, Lissik and Venev. The two of them sucked out Jack’s spinal fluid like they were Archie Andrews and Betty Cooper drinking milkshakes.

Jack awoke with a horrific appearance, looking like a monstrosity. He also found that anyone he touched would turn into a hideous monster. This made him into the perfect combination of John Carpenter and King Midas. He sought out his ex-wife and murdered her new husband in order to win her back. This seems like a bad plan.

When it predictably failed, he just turned his ex into a monster and shrugged it off. Like you do.