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1. Gunfire
Ladies and gentlemen, the most nineties character ever created. There is not a more perfect idea for a character than this ridiculous pile of insanity.
Andrew Van Horn was the son of a military industrial manufacturer who wanted to encourage his dad to take on a more environmental stance. Unfortunately, he was attacked by an alien parasite that drained his spine and activated his latent super powers. His power is that he can turn any item into a gun by touching it. Or a grenade. So yes, he can shoot you with a back massager. Or a lamp. Or a stick. This is hilarious. Thank God he can control it, or he’d never be able to go to the bathroom again.
The dude fought Deathstroke and lived, so that’s something. He also survived a battle with Prometheus, although that one ended with Prometheus slicing his hands off. Soooooooooooo…probs not gonna be a hero anymore.
His gear spent centuries bouncing around, until the 853rd century, where it found its way into the hands of some random dude. He became Gunfire 1,000,000. Until he ran into a time-displaced Tommy Monaghan, aka Hitman, aka the only good Bloodlines character. Tommy beat him so bad, the new Gunfire accidentally managed to use his powers on himself, turning his own ass into a hand grenade. He then promptly exploded and died. A fitting end to a really stupid idea for a character.
And there you go, ten really weird and bad characters that no one ever remembered again. Look, honestly, just go read Hitman. It’s a lot better than any of these. By SO MUCH. In conclusion, Hitman is great, the rest of these guys also exist.
