10 Weirdest DC Characters (L-M)

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3. The Manhawks

GAAAAAAAAAA-KILL IT WITH FIRE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Woof, deep breath. I can do this.

That is a Manhawk. The Manhawks are freaking horrifying. I hate them. I hate them SO MUCH. The Manhawks are an alien race that supposedly has human intelligence. This cannot be true because anything with human intelligence that looks like THAT would've committed ritual suicide long ago, but fine, whatever, suspension of disbelief.

Also, that is not the Manhawks real face. It is wearing a mask. The Manhawks wear the masks of the dominant race of the planet they are visiting. I am not really sure why they do this. It can't be as a disguise, because you are looking at a picture of a Manhawk and that is NO KIND OF DISGUISE. The only explanation I can find any logic in is the idea that these masks are intended to scare the ever loving heck out of the inhabitants of the planet they are invading. That works. Imagine watching that horrific scream-beast descend from the sky.

Thankfully for us, the Manhawks first encountered Hawkman, who promptly hit them with his mace and sent them fleeing for good. So, for the first and only time, I guess I have to say "good work, Hawkman". Huh, those words felt weird coming out of my mouth.

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