Source: comicsverse.com

1. Master Jailer

Not everyone from Smallville was a nice and upstanding person. Meet Carl Draper!

Carl was unattractive, clumsy, and kind of an ass. Needless to say, women didn't like him. Also, folks called him "Moosie" which, as far as derisive nicknames go, isn't honestly too bad. I mean, we literally have a character named Tubby ON THIS LIST.

Anyhoozles, Carl was in the Smallville High Geology Club like all other losers and when the club got trapped in a cave in, Carl found a way out. But before he could save the day, Superboy did instead. Carl had a thing for Lana Lang, who herself had a serious crush on Superboy. The ultimate "Nice Guy", Carl became angry and resentful. Man, dude woulda loved Reddit. Anyway, Carl actually DID make an effort to improve himself, dieting, exercising, and studying hard until he came out the other side an accomplished guy in his own right. Which would be a real success story if he weren't still a resentful jerkface.

So after he built Metropolis's best prison yet, he devoted himself to a career as the Master Jailer, a supervillain devoted to defeating Superman and winning over Lana's love. Master Jailer specializes in traps and restraints which, while kinky, isn't exactly gonna do much good against Superman. Because he's, you know, friggin' Superman.

And there you go, Another edition of "Hunter talks about weird DC characters that he loves ever so much" theatre down the tubes. If you enjoy these, leave a like or a share because the more popular these are, the more frequently I'll do them. But for now, I'll leave you with this advice: don't be fooled by a hawk in a mask, don't touch stuff with your right hand, and don't question your station around evil space robots. G'night everybody!