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6. Eisenberg is Legit Terrible

Transitioning from best to worst, we have Jessie Eisenberg’s holy $#!?-ingly awful performance that would be at home in a Schumacher Batman film.

HE (spoiler alert) LEAVES A JAR OF PEE ON A SENATOR’S DESK. That is the dumbest, most juvenile, thing I have ever seen in a movie that wasn’t aimed at literal children. His nerdy manic Lex Luthor is Kylo Ren, but without any of the cleverness or intelligence that made Kylo Ren work.

After the second or third Luthor scene, I must’ve looked pretty upset, because the complete stranger next to me nudged me and asked “Dude, is everything ok?” That was maybe twenty minutes into the movie.

Also, all my friends and I have been shouting “ding ding ding ding ding ding!” at each other with frightening regularity, and the two people I saw it with (plus me) all burst out laughing when Eisenberg started dinging on screen.

It’s like DC saw Marvel ruin Ultron in Avengers 2 last year and thought “we can do worse.”

Oh, and he also has NO MOTIVATION FOR ANYTHING HE DOES OR WHY! NONE WHATSOEVER.