Source: comicvine.gamespot.com

2. Crazy Quilt

If you don’t have an innate love for Crazy Quilt, I fundamentally don’t understand you as a human being. Because Crazy Quilt is my jam.

Quilt started off as a famous artist, using his paintings to communicate secret instructions to his criminal henchmen. If that seems like a needlessly complex way of doing things, welcome to the DC universe, you can pick up your nametags and inability to see through glasses as a disguise to your left. Quilt was eventually shot by a rival gangster, which left him blind. The Who’s Who doesn’t explain how, but I’m going to assume “lead poisoning” rather than “shot in both eyes, yet somehow survived”.

In trying to regain his sight, Quilt wound up only able to see bright colors and nothing else. Quilt took up the common DCU hobby of fighting Batman, and wound up regaining and then losing his sight a couple more times.

Quilt is actually more Robin’s foe than Batman’s, which makes sense. When you’re spending your time tracking down clown-themed serial killers and shapeshifting monster men, maybe you can let the kid sidekick take care of the legally blind guy.