3. Mama Said Knock You Out

All of a sudden, dinosaurs and spaceships show up and start attacking the city. This SHOULD be awesome. And the single panel of Iron Man straight up decking a T-Rex IS awesome. But then we get back to Marcus.

Marcus is trying to repair a machine he built earlier, between panels. Carol tries frantically to get him out of danger, because she is a superhero, after all. But Marcus decides there is only one simple way to fix everything, and that is to…

Knock his victim/mom the hell out. Which he does. He then picks her up to carry her off to god knows where.

Thankfully, Hawkeye arrives and does the logical thing, which is to shoot an arrow right at Marcus’s smarmy face. He winds up destroying Marcus’s machine, and Marcus decides to just murder Hawkeye, only stopping when Carol stops him. And then…Marcus explains how he impregnated Carol.

Here we go. Buckle up everybody.