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8. Living Laser

Arthur Parks was jilted by a girlfriend who left him for a wealthier man, so he decided to became a supervillain.

Yes, that’s really it. Look, not every supervillain can have Mr. Freeze-level motivation, okay? Some of them are just jerks.

Arthur built himself a laser suit and turned to crime. He showed up, immediately fell in love with the Wasp, and took on the Avengers to have her. He lost! Surprise. Turns out it really doesn’t matter how laser-y your suit is when you’re literally up against the God of Thunder. He tried again under the Mandarin’s command. And then again as a minion of Batroc the Leaper.

Wait, really? This dude took orders from Batroc the friggin’ Leaper? How low on the totem pole do you have to be when you’re taking orders from Frenchie McKicksalot? Pretty friggin’ low, that’s for certain. But that’s clearly how low Arthur is.