Source: whatculture.com

4. Zombie

(Earth 2149)

Hey, remember Marvel Zombies?

They were huge, like mega huge, like super mega huge. And then it all went away. But the Marvel Zombies line continued on for a long flippin time. And Spider-Man was a big part of it. In the classic original miniseries, he had a running joke about how he wouldn't stop whining about how guilty he felt about eating Mary Jane and Aunt May. Look, it's a very dark joke but it's pretty funny. Like, the jokes don't translate into this dry format super well.

He also ate part of Galactus and got Galactus powers and went around the galaxy eating planets with his fellow Galacti until they ate the whole universe. Zombie Spider-Man was one of the major recurring characters in that series of miniseries and he had some fun moments within it.

I love the pitch black comedy of those things and if you can find them collected, the first one or two are totally worth it.