Hulk Fails To Satisfy Umar

Umar is the sister of Dormammu and a powerful sorceress in her own right. She is quite a sexualised character and often uses energy constructs shaped like suggestive objects – such as tongues.

She likes to control men and, on one occasion, did so with the Hulk to turn him into her personal sex slave.

Unfortunately for her – and in spite of the unfathomable difference in proportions between the two characters (Hulk is huge, she’s very slight in build) – Hulk lasted all of six minutes in the encounter and laid exhausted and satisfied, while she was highly unsatisfied and evidently very bored by the whole thing.

Oh dear, Hulk.