Lobo

Truthfully, if there’s going to be one DC comic book character who is given an R-rated movie of his own, it should be the Main Man, the ‘Bo, Master Frag, the Last Czarnian, Mister Machete, Scourge o’ the Cosmos, the Ultimate Bastich, Machete Man, El Cazadores – that’s Lobo himself.

Lobo is essentially a more powerful, intergalactic, DC version of Deadpool. He’s a mercenary with insane healing abilities – he has healed from a pool of blood before – and a movie version could be every bit as good as Ryan Reynolds’ character.

As well as the obvious gore and violence that would come with such a character, Lobo loves to swear – in fact, he likes to make up swear words of his own. A movie in which he did that would be pretty damn hilarious – and there are rumours that one might happen.

Then again, there are also rumours that it could just be a television series. We’d prefer a movie, though.